My Virgin BS Auditions

Everything we do has a first time - first steps, first six in a cricket match, first crush, first sex, first in anything that becomes a part of what defines us in the days to come. Yesterday, a friend remarked -

"Ujjwal, you don't have to think twice before rolling out copious amounts of funda (read BS) to anyone".

I have heard variations of this sentence a lot and on most occasions, I parry it away with a hearty laugh. However, I ran in to this video today, which I believe, is my Virgin Audition for BS (If that sounds more like a term that the porn industry uses, you've had way too much idle time with the internet and your machine).

Time: August, 2005.
Location: Outside Hamburg Hall, Carnegie Mellon
Cast: Me
Subject: A 2 minute video to tell my juniors at BIT (my undergrad school) how cool my former club - IEE - was (is?). Evidently, I run out of ideas pretty soon :D.
Cameraman: Do Not know.

Conclusion: I sucked big time speaking extempore about my club. I did everything they teach not to do in a professional speaking class - just that I took it during my final semester instead of the first! Wonder how much has changed over these 3 years...