Friday, January 4, 2008

Not Getting Enough of It?


You think about it all the time.

Every seven seconds? MORE.

You talk about it, brag and make jokes.
"oh man, you won't even believe how many hours it lasted."
"you're kidding! All I got last night was a five minute quickie!"

The fact of the matter is, you NEED it.

We all have our "requirements." Our "quotas."

Don't be ashamed.

It's perfectly natural!

And, like it or not, everyone does it.

Our grandparents did it... Oprah does it... In fact, your mom is probably doing it right now.

And if you don't get enough?

You're not alone.

The nights are the worst.

That's when you walk down the halls knowing that EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS GETTIN' SOME.


Sleep: the sex of our generation.

...the nights are the worst...

:)

5 comments:

zoxcleb said...

well written...
had the topic been something different u wud have added an air of suspense to it, but (in my mind) u spoil the end by giving it all away right there ;-)

Ujjwal said...

He he..True, for the people who are reading the comment now, I had the topic as "Sleep; The Sex of Today" - this after some of my friends complained that they could not understand what the article meant.

Manu Kant said...

I didn't quite understand it as you can say I was thiking of SEX all the time and the word "sleep" in the last confused me and couldn't get the part of the joke.

I was thinking that it was some kind of an informative blog talking about sex. But you definitely caught me off-guard

Ujjwal said...

@Manu: Ha ha, dude. Thats the whole point of the post. I just wanted to say I did not get enough sleep this week.

Nandini Bhattacharya said...

Funny that it struck me almost immediately that it was Sleep on your mind. Probably was just being innocent. Alternately SEX was too obvious (like in a detective mystery tale) to be the answer

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